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Squeezebox Hero
"The Cheesiest Accordion Show in the Universe"
Booking Options

 

Tiny Cheese (Singing Telegrams) includes:
a) Accordion, fun props/toys
b) Goofy costuming
c) FREE balloon hat for the special guest
d) approx 15 minute performance
Regular price in home area: ONLY $75
More info, and VERY fast on-line ordering at his special
TELEGRAMS page

 

Big Cheese includes:
a) All of the above but with his custom recorded backing tracks/sequences so he sounds like a full pop band (drums, bass, brass, strings, synthesizers, etc.)
b) Full sound system to be supplied by you, or he can arrange to supply a medium sized one for an additional charge
c) 2-3 sets (hours) of music and fun for $150 1st hour, $100 each additional hour
d) He can combine stage show with roaming, walk-around performance also (and even play your piano if available)
e) For an additional $50, he'll bring his own state of the art synthesizer/electric piano!!

EXTRAS::
Steven St Cheese on guitar!!

*until he gets sponsored by Kraft, Tillamook, or some other big outfit, the FREE Cheese is actually cheese product slices! They're the kind in individually wrapped plastic at your grocery store. Botielus buys them fresh, and try to always keep them refrigerated up until the performance, so while they're probably fine to eat, he takes no responsibility, blah blah, don't sue him if you get a tummy ache!

"Less cost, more filling!"

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*Many concerts are performed with the Squeezebox Hero's
(formerly the Polkadot Wizard) favorite guitarist: